Posts tagged truth

Sooo it seems…

• if i don’t spend half the day bitching about my guy, it means i’m single and you need to fix this with your awesome advice.
• if i talk to a guy in the office it means i spend my nights pining away for him…and you need to fix this with your awesome advice.
• if i don’t fill you in on the intimate details of my weekend, it means i’m lonely and miserable…and you need to fix this with your awesome advice.
• if i tell you that i’m unhappy, it couldn’t possibly be because of you, it must be because you believe that i am single and lonely and miserable…and you need to fix this with your awesome advice.
• if i miss home it means that i have no life and you need to fix this with your awesome advice.
• if i am uninterested in scheduled “fun” it means that i am anti-social and you can totally fix this with your awesome advice.
• if i don’t want to go out and do all the things you would be doing in my situation it couldn’t possibly mean that i am doing things that i enjoy and you could never understand, but that you need to fix this with your awesome advice.
• if i don’t talk about my life it’s not because you make me uncomfortable, i don’t trust you, or don’t consider you a friend…it’s really because i have no life to talk about and you need to fix this with your awesome fucking advice.

gee…thanks.